Swanson Dinner
2. swanson dinner
what one would encounter while performing oral s-x on a girl if her previous partner had vomited in the act.
carl: d-mn, josh, i wouldn’t have gone down on her if i had known i was going to find a swanson dinner!
josh: sorry, dude. it must have been the sushi.
completing a variety of s-xual activities with a girl (including penetration, oral s-x, -n-l, sleighride, etc.) in one night.
josh: so what did you and jenna do last night?
james: oh i gave her a swanson dinner 😉
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