Swanson

a delectible treat made from a succulent turkey leg wrapped in bacon.
“is that bacon on your turkey leg?”…”yeah, they call it a swanson.”
named for parks and recreation great, ron swanson, a noted man’s man, expert whittler, creator of the ron swanson pyramid of greatness, steak enthusiast, and mustache aficionado.

to “swanson” something is to succeed spectacularly. you didn’t just achieve your goal, there wasn’t even a hint of failure.
girl: “you must have been starving! you swansoned that steak!”
boy: “yeah, i was hungry. it was delicious.”

boy 1: “start filming, i’m going to swanson this jump!”
boy 2: “already rolling, bro, go for it!”
to work the entire night making out with someone only to have him or her ditch you for someone else at the very end of the night.
hey isn’t that jamie leaving with that guy wiley? weren’t you making out with her all night?
d-mn, son you just got swansonsed.
when you are not enjoying a bl-w j-b, usually because of the excess use of teeth and you proceed to finish off on the person’s face.
gwen was totally using too much teeth last night so i swansoned the sh-t out of her!
slang for a man’s p-n-s. possibly only used in sault ste. marie michigan, possibly canadian in origin.
my swanson is erect, engorged, and tingling.
usually a fat guy with a baby face, not always fat but are usually ugly
hey, did you see that fat guy? he was a total swanson
usually a fat guy with a baby face, not always fat but are usually ugly
hey, did you see that fat guy? he was a total swanson

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