Swapping


the act of switching babies for fun.
chris: hey collin wanna go swapping after school?
collin: h-ll yeah! lets switch a black baby with a white one today!
chris: sounds great!
swapping has become common place on various internet forum boards like makeupalley, where women will swap e-coli infested lipsticks and perfume that is watered down with urine. it’s a dicey thing to do because you never know if the mascare you swapped for was swabbed with feces.
dude i was swapping with indig0daisy and she sent me a decant of giorgio filtered with dog urine and a hair in it.

beware of swapping with bellydancer she sent me a lipstick covered with bukake.

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