swapportunity
an opportunity to barter instead of paying for something
the swapportunity made more sense for her so she simply bartered for what she wanted.
3 more definitions
the opportunity to swap a higher calorie snack for a yoplait light
swapping a 300 calorie doughnut for this 110 calorie strawberry shortcake is a good swapportunity
swap·por·tu·ni·ty (swapp-er-too-ni-tee, -tyoo-)
noun, plural -ties.
1. an appropriate or favorable time or occasion: the swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.
2. a situation or condition favorable for attaining the specific goal of trading ones spouses for s-xual activity.
3. a good position, chance, or prospect, as for advancement or success in the swinging lifestyle.
origin:
2012; chicago advertising firm schafer condon carter. –yoplait yogurt “spelling bee” tv commercial. (portmanteau> combining swapping with opportunity)
the swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.
the opportunity to swap any snack with a low-cal snack.
yoplait yogurt for yoplait lite yogurt. the swapportunity was being able to eat yoplait lite yogurt instead of regular yopliat yogurt.
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