Swartzing


public fingerbanging. usually carried out by an inebriated male in a location he misperceives to provide privacy requisite for the desired degree of intimacy (i.e. against a chain-link fence bounding an outdoor party). traditional costume comprises leather shorts on the swartzing agent and, obviously, a skirt on the action’s receiver. not to be confused with a futon-fingerbang.

swartzing was first defined in new haven, ct, and has since spread in usage to much of the northeast.
“what the h-ll is hunter doing to that chick?”

“looks like he’s giving her a good swartzing”

“is he wearing leather shorts too?”

“he is, indeed, his technique is flawless”

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