SwearBear


a carebear gone evil. hobbies include smoking rollies, vandalizing property, and cussing your -ss out.
my biggest fear is that in the middle of the night my carebear will be transformed into a swearbear.
a phrase used to make a promise.
you can’t lie on a swear bear
jack: dude, i just boned megan fox.
austin: really?!
jack: swear bear.
austin: holy sht.
the best little bear that u can have (normally a keychain). you press them they cuss. xd
me: hey guys check out tourettes the swear bear (i named him tourettes)
joey: wut’s a swear bear?
tourettes: bite me f-ck face!

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