swearious


to swear to be serious. so serious that you swear upon it. uber serious.
“did you really see my girlfriend cheating on me?”

“dude, i’m am swearious”
swearious is a word that you use when you want to swear and be serious at the same time
teacher: hey you stop that
kid:oh are you swearious i wasn’t the only one !!!
to swear and be serious at the same time.
and i was like, “you kidding me,are you swearious?

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