swearstitute


using a politically correct, socially acceptable, word or phrase, in replacement of vulgarity.
jennifer knew she had to use a swearst-tute in math cl-ss or her teacher would publicly embarr-ss her. she proclaimed, oh, schniggle, i dropped my pencil!

oh, schniggles!
oh, schiggle!
goul darn it!
oh, sugar!
h e double tooth picks!
h e double hockey sticks!
oh geez louise
what the hey!
son of a gun!

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