sweat the bed
when, upon waking, one finds one’s self laying in wet sheets, either due to fever, drunkenness, or overly high bedroom temperature while sleeping.
i swear it was 100 degrees in my room last night; when i woke up i had sweat the bed.
mike got so drunk last night that he thought he p-ssed himself, but he had just sweat the bed.
when you are asleep and you sweat so much your bed gets wet from it.
i awoke in the middle of the hot summer night to a wet feeling on my bed and was covered in sweat. i sweat the bed.
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