sweater eyes


when it is so effing cold outside people’s (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop “eyes” due to their nips being so dang rock hard. they are watching you… ( . ) ( . )
tis the season, did you see sally’s sweater eyes? those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.

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