Sweaterman Syndrome


a disorder in which overconsumption of alcohol–specifically beer–induces a large, jiggling midsection that causes the sufferer to wear sweaters on a daily basis.
his development of sweaterman syndrome decreased his mediocre score on the attractiveness/accessibility scale] substantially.

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