sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance


a funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. the humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyk-, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder jesus freaks.
“i’m sweating like kd lang at a christian singles dance!” – lisa lampanelli (comedienne)

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