sweaty neighbor


1. american version – a s-xual act wherein the male is penetrating the female -n-s causing an -rg-sm in the female. the female, preferably a squirter, will then projectile -j-c-l-t- causing her v-g-n- to look like a sweaty neighbor to the -n-s.

2. british version – a s-xual act involving 2 females and 1 male wherein the females are in position 69 and the male is penetrating either girls -n-s causing an -rg-sm in the female. the female, preferably a squirter, will then projectile -j-c-l-t- on the girls face who is between her legs causing her to look like a sweaty neighbor.

3. alcohol version – the sweaty neighbor is also a name for the alcoholic mixture of beer and wine: preferably a budweiser can would be half emptied (by consumption only) and the remaining sp-ce would be filled with white wine. this combination is hereby known as the sweaty neighbor.
1. american version – “yo, i was f-cking this chick in the -ss and she squirted all over the place and her sweaty neighbor was dripping like a fountain!”

2. british version – “bl–dy h-ll! my flatmate sheila and i were bandied up with another fit bird and i was b-gg-ring her as sheila ate at her exquisite naff when all of a sudden she went off and poofed all over sheila’s face. my flatmate was left looking like the sweaty neighbour.”

3. alcohol version – “oh man, i think i was drinking sweaty neighbors that night that i threw up spaghetti all over your mom’s dress.”

Read Also:

  • Swicca

    the term used when the terms sweet, bomb, kick -ss, and many others fail to fall from your lips in an exiting event. lmao whales snack crackers are swicca sweet!

  • gaffle

    to steal crackhead b-tch gaffled my wallet while i was in the bathroom. to rip someone off,to get someones money by deceit.to scam someone for thier money by creating a ploy.to get over on a person or persons. its an old slang term used in the early part of the 20th century.depicted in the movie […]

  • Gumboplex

    a covert word for lsd. the word’s origins are believed to be from the san francisco bay area, ca: 1972. gumboplex is a combination of two root-word forms. 1) gumbo is a soup or stew, or alternately a very slick mud. this word invokes the soupy (or alternately slippery) nature of perceptions under the drug’s […]

  • Gummbear

    a fat -ss who resembles a oversized gummybear. “g-d that chicks so fat she looks like a gummybear!”

  • guntal juice

    noun. refers to the sweat beads and/or general perspiration on a fat woman’s gunt. salty in taste, and pungent in odour, these pits of moisture are neither desirable or attractive. commonly found on obese women on a humid day. not to be confused with c-ntal juice a : “f-ck man, that fat b-tch’s stomach is […]


Disclaimer: sweaty neighbor definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.