swed


the act of smoking marijuana everyday. however this is most often misused by fake stoners believing they’re cool because they smoke weed.
blake: s.w.e.d because i’m a gangsta
tyrone: n-gg- shut up your 13 and cried when you got a j-walking ticket
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from the phrase “smoke weed everyday” found in the song “the next episode” by dr. dre and nate dogg
“we always swed. ”

“swed for life.”
smoke.weed.every.day
dude, i s.w.e.d.! do you?
when an object, style, other is so outrageous and outgoing that it becomes cool.
#1..toby: hey man, have you seen duncan’s ankle watch?

tom: yeah bro it’s serious swed

#2.. toby: mate, have you seen macklemore’s swed

donald: i know right those fur coats tho
abbreviation for smoke weed every day
jimmy can s.w.e.d.
so what even dream
yol0-swed.
you only live 0nce – so what ever dream.
swed is your head
im gonna kick your swed in
swed is slang for cider, especially white cider and comes in tommy1 (1 litre) tommy 2 (2 litre) or tommy 3 (3 litre) bottles.
you gonna get a tommy 3 of swed in tonight?

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