Swedish Blowtorch
a s-xual act where a girl gives a man a bl-wj-b and accidentally takes too much of the man’s p-n-s, resulting in a violent and forceful upchucking, usually of undigested s-m-n from other men she recently had.
mike: “dude i was with this wh-r- and she totally gave me a swedish blowtorch it was amazing!”
johnny: “i am seriously reconsidering our friendship…”
mike: “naw man it’s alright she only had a couple std’s!”
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