when multiple people (preferably dudes but girls on the same end would be cool) lay like in a spoke with their heads close to one another’s and 1 b*tch sits on their faces one by one.
that b*tch was so s*xy we all wanted to grub that box, so she agreed to let us all do it at once and gave us a swedish ferris wheel. april shower bukkake
- payment in pink
payment via v*g*n*. hailey: you got drugs? anthony: yeah, you buying? hailey: i actually don’t have any money. anthony: so.. payment in pink then? hailey: i’ll head over to your place now.
- vege cooker
the act of giving someone a big swing to the side of the back of their head, not killing them but making them a vegetable for eternity. connor gave max a vege cooker and now he needs a wheelchair.
- netflix and work
to secretly watch netflix at work. so glad my computer faces a window so that i can netflix and work.
r*t*rded toddler child “i was in the park this morning and this weird looking kid crawled by me and bit my ankle… what a r*t*rdler!”