swedish massage
essentially same as the handjob.
my gf was having her period so she gave me a swedish m-ssage.
when the bouncer at a stockholm club grabs you by the shoulders and throw you the f-ck out.
craig was c-ck wasted and got a swedish m-ssage at the gay bar.
another way to describe being either being beaten to within an inch of one life, or being rounded up and shot down.
if ya don’t have my money by tomorrow, i’ll be doin the swedish m-ssage on yo -ss.
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