Swedish Snowstorm
1) a term that is used to describe what happens when one mixes seedy 80’s p-rn and badly cut cocaine. the effects can be volatile, ranging from (but not limited to) dramatic loss of time, unquenchable dry mouth, rash, rugburn, and suddenly finding one’s self at a local grocery nude and surrounded by onlookers/police officers. dramatic, indeed.
2) used loosely to describe a day which feels a lot like the above definition.
3) the aftermath of a vicious blackout or bender.
1) “i got stuck in a swedish snowstorm yesterday. dramatic!”
2) “i’m reporting to a new boss, i have to change schools, and it looks like i won’t be going to the netherlands afterall. man, today was a real swedish snowstorm.”
3) “this is the third swedish snowstorm for jenny in a month. i think it might be time for an intervention.”
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