sweedish lampshade


inserting a lightbulb into the v-g-n- of a woman while she is covered by bedcovers. after she is under, tazers are attached to the nipples of the woman and turning on an electric current thus turning on the lightbulb. the result is a bed that looks like a lampshade.
daniel: i turned this chick into a sweedish lampshade last night!
jared: i wish i had a girl….

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