sweet candy


an expression one utters when something totally awesome happens. usually there is a slight pause between the words “sweet!” and “candy.”
joe: “here’s some free tickets to alice in chains this weekend.”

c-ssie: “sweet candy!”
sweet c-nt any naive dude yums for.
my mouth is watering for some sweet candy tonight!

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