Sweet Revenge
ordinary revenge is seducing your enemy’s woman. sweet revenge is seducing your enemy’s woman and discovering she’s a lousy lay!
“i seduced my boss’s drunk–ss wife at the christmas party, screwed her on his desk, and discovered she’s as p-ssionate as a barn door! sweet revenge!!
sending chocolate or sweets to your ex several times after breaking up. in the beginning they think you miss them and want them back. then at the end of the month they are an extra twenty pounds.
after she was caught making out with his boss, he took sweet revenge, watching her grow as his co workers teased him.
the male moistens the nipples and the female coats them in sugar. if she refuses strap her down the force the sugar to the nipples. once it has dried you should c-m onto the nipples making them moist again the a final dip of sugar will top it all off. finally the male seduct the woman so the nipples erect then he has the pleasure of licking the sweetness off.
my great grandma was in hospital and she was refusing drugs from the nurses. so i closed the curtain for grandma and gave her somw sweet revenge instead.
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