Swermz


guys with unbelievably tiny p-n-ses. small, and skinny, like a worm but with a z and swermz.
usually an asian guy, because they have tiny p-n-ses.

can be used as noun, adjective, pr-noun, any part of speech

“look at my swerm”
“thats a small swermz”
“at least i dont have a swermz”
“swermzed”
“thats pretty swermz”
“hey swermz, get us some burgers.”
glaucon: “yes, swermz, i agree.”
“seth you have a tiny p-n-s” also swerms

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