swerve-bank
the codeword you use when you’re walking with your boys and you spot a fine -ss with a douchebag boyfriend.
dude jessica’s so f-cking hot but that guy she was with was a total swerve-bank.
or
-one friend spots a hot girl with a douche and just utters “serve-bank” as they p-ss by-
a douchebag you see hagning out with a hot girl.
you and your boy are walking down the sidewalk and p-ss a complete douche (usually a jock or emo kid or a metro douche) whose going out with a hot girl and you’d rather be with her instead of the douchebag. so in order to tell your boy that you utter, or many times yell, swervebank!
-omg dude did oyu see that girl at the party last night?
-yeah dude but she was with a total swervebank.
-f-ck it dude lets go curbstomp that swervebank and find that girl.
-yerf!!!! (-see yerf for further comprehension.)
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