SWIB

swib: she wants it bad.

the second thing to happen after a girl spots you at a bar. exact definition means that she’s looking at you while talking to her friend… but covering her mouth so that you can’t see what she’s saying. as if it wasn’t obvious…
b: “scotty, that girl is staring you down”
sw: “i knooowww!!!!! swib! finally!”
slang for female -j-c-l-t-
she swibbed all over the palce..it was like a puddle
a feeling of disappointment about a certain situation
sam: “oh no, there’s no more drink left.”
jim: “that’s swibs that is man.”

joe: “alex is nickin’ all your stuff!”
dan: “as if, he’s a swibadon!”
it is short for “secretly we is black”
white rapper: we be swib as swib can be

black person: thats racist
the acronym and iteration of the age old axiom, “stah wahrz iz bettah!”; coined a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
han solo vs. captain kirk!?? psh. swib!!
when a person in a relationship gets an interest from someone of the opposite s-x and rejects them
she totally “wanted it”, i could tell, so i had to lay down the swibs.
the most amazing version of dibs ever
counters all other dibsing of any sort

also,swibsy
the best way to say cool,or awesome!
omg theres only one chicken wing
swibs!!!!

i just jumped that big-ss thing on my bike
swiiiiiibsyyyyy…

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