swiffered


to be run over by a swiffer in an amusing fashion that is mentally scarring to the person who is being swiffered
omg i just got swiffered by your sister!!
to have posts or threads deleted on a food (ftv) message board.
those b-st-rds just deleted the thread on “where can i get rachael’s knife?”

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