Swift Justice


the nickname of the boy that hasnt gotten laid in 18 months.

we like to call him re-virgin
we could have had 2 kids in the the time span of the last time hes gotten laid.
he likes boys.
d-mn bro, its been a while since kyles gotten laid. we have to deliver the swift justice on his -ss.

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