swiggot
unit for measuring any measurable value. it is largely inconsistent, as a rectangle may be one swiggot in length and one swiggot in width and not be a square. however, an advantage is that you can b.s. a measurement of something, and no one can call you on it.
nondescript antagonist 1: how long is your crotch sausage?
nondescript respondent: that’s a little personal.
nondescript antagonist 2: don’t be a d-ckc-ck. tell us how long it is?
nondescript respondent: thirteen swiggots.
nondescript antagonist 1: wowzo! that sounds impressive.
nondescript respondent: did you just use the term “wowzo”?
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