swimmerproblems
problems an amazing group of athletes sometime have with their sport. it’s usually something to do with their coach, or appearance.
ie. awkward tan lines, hard sets, having no time of their own, not being able to seep in on weekends, never having enough food
“hey man, can you come to the party tonight?”
“sorry, i have practice.”
“yeah. you got swimmerproblems.”
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