Swine Flu Boner
an erection that comes completely out of nowhere and results in women panicing, buying surgical masks, and hiding their children. also causes people to run from the room once symptoms persist. treatment includes laying in bed feeling sorry for yourself and social isolation. there is no vaccination for swine flu b-n-r and symptoms can often re-occur.
”jesus christ mr. brown, what the f-ck is that?! oh god! gordon’s got a swine flu b-n-r!”
believed to become an epidemic, when you get an errection in the middle of no where symptoms are
-more than 20 b-n-rs a day
-non stop b-n-r
-a b-n-r lasting more than 10 minutes
the cure for swine flu b-n-r is rubbing b-tter on your b-lls.
yo jeff i just got a b-n-r i think i got the swine flu b-n-r, well d-ck i suggest you pull out the b-tter.
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