Swine Fluke
using the new swine flu pandemic as an excuse not to be somewhere, like school.
jeremy: hey nig why weren’t you at school?
zack: i had swine flu.
jeremy: oh, you mean swine fluke you p-ssy.
the swine flu “pandemic” in which little of the population was infected.
david: “about 36,000 people die from the normal flu every year. i’m thinking the swine flu pandemic is all hype.”
brock: “i know right? it’s such a swine fluke.”
when someone is not feeling well or is home sick and another person tells everyone that they have the swine flu when they really dont.
john: “betty stayed home today with a sore throat”
natalie: “no i heard she actually has swine flu.”
john: “no way! are you serious?”
natalie: “no i am just spreading a swine fluke to scare everyone.”
when your school gets cancelled, and no one will make out with you because a mexican baby 2000 miles from you dies of swine flu
d-ck: i have to have an extra week of school at the end of the year because of the swine fluke!
harry: i know! i didn’t get any -ss this week.
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