Swinette


to pull a pig’s hair tauntly across its own -ss, proceding to then pluck the hair with your teeth. thus making outstanding backwoods music!
my friend james played the swinette like a mad man last night, while ron and roy danced around the fire all night.
a fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig’s -ss.
usually used to p-ss off someone who is bothering you:
“why don’t you go play a swinette?”
“what’s a swinette?”
“two hairs stretched across a pig’s -ss, sh-thead!”
a musical instrument – 3 hairs stretched across a pigs -ss, which is plucked with the teeth.

usually used when someone is asking too many questions and being really annoying
“why dont you go somewhere and play your swinette”

which almost always leads to:

“whats a swinette”

“its 3 hairs stretched across a pigs -ss, and you pluck it with your teeth”.

in other words….go away……
an insult:
to stick a long peice of straw up a pigs -rs- and blow really hard (like playing the bagpipes)
hey billie why dont you go play the swinette at the county fair

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