Swing Beef


to be well-endowed; to have a horse c-ck, a m-ssive pants python, a big ol’ piece of meat dangling between your legs; to have a huge d-ck.
“dude, patrick ewing sure does swing beef. back when he played basketball, he had to duct-tape his schl-ng to his inner thigh so it wouldn’t go flopping out the bottom of his shorts!”

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