swing my lantern


to turn on or have s-x with. references to the music video for coldplay’s ‘fix you’.
chris martin can swing my lantern any day!

Read Also:

  • Swistak

    large white dude, can be found attempting to “beat box it” or lay it down in his natvie enviroment of pittsford, new york. the intintcual fear of all asain peoples world wide buddha save us!!!!!! here comes swistak son!

  • Switch Off

    two people (male, or female) taking turns giving oral s-x to another person at the same time. 1. shes a wh-r- she switch es off. 2. dude did you hear? janet and annie switch-ed off on me last night… it was a great experience. 3. would you ever switch off with her?

  • SWW

    something went wrong tried to text you last night. sww slippery when wet, the quintessential 80s pop-metal alb-m released by bon jovi in 1986. it featured such songs as “livin’ on a prayer”, “you give love a bad name”, and “wanted dead or alive.” my favorite alb-m is sww, what’s yours? sp-ce-wide-web astronaut 1: hey […]

  • shahar

    to have something cool/hot! you got a shahar!

  • Shaking hands with Satan

    to m-st-rb-t-. shake that little satan. “hey dean, can i come in?” “wait a second sammy, i’m shaking hands with satan!”


Disclaimer: swing my lantern definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.