swinging dick

a generic label for a nondescript male, with an emphasis on “d-ck” implying that only the minimum requirements of being male is sufficient to satisfy the argument.

in this respect its context is similar in application to joe six-pack, joe blow or john doe but, respectively cruder to exaggerate the negative perception of the “average” male.
person 1: “what are the requirements for the position?”

person 2: “nothing! seriously, this place has such a high turn over rate that any swinging d-ck gets hired.”

in legal jurisprudence, a five man team consisting of a senior partner, junior partner, senior -ssociate, junior -ssociate and paralegal, whose primary function is to quintuple client billings when engaging in the same work.
“i had a 10 minute phone call with my lawyer down at bryan cave and the swinging d-cks sent me a bill for $1950.”
males that travel in packs, all of which are (manwh-r-s) male sl-ts. they all dress extremely well and wear designer aftershave lotions. jeans are usually tight fitting,and show off their caboose. sometimes other friends wonder if the swinging d-cks are possibly bi-s-xual, because the swinging d-cks have no emotional ties to women. this could make it possible for the swinging d-cks to take it up the -ss.
“look lyn, there’s brian. it looks like those jeans could be a bit uncomfortable, and i can smell him all the way over here.”
“well di, he is one of the swinging d-cks. hurry duck so he doesn’t see us.”
an adult male who has p-ssed p-b-rty, thus has a “swinging d-ck.” typically used with a negative connotation.
dude #1: g-d, we need some girls at this party. all i see are a bunch of swinging d-cks!

dude #2: i know, why don’t we call your sister…just kidding!
adjective for someone that is so bad -ss that their d-ck metaphoricaly hangs past their knees. related words are player and pimp.
friend 1: did you see jason bourne kick that dudes -ss with a wash cloth?

friend 2: yeah, he is such a swinging d-ck in bourne ultimatum.