Swining


making your partner squeal like a pig as you ram them from behind and slap their hindquarters.
me and the missus had a fine bout of swining last night.
complaining about the swine flu
dude1:hey dude did you hear about the swine flu?
dude2: yeah everyone is swining about it.
any act that can potentially put one at risk for aquiring yhw h1n1, aka swine flu, virus.
“did you see joey macking it with that girl?”
“doesn’t she have swine?”
“oh yeah he’s totally swining.”
the act of drinking wine and having s-x
i went out with j tonight and the night ended with us swining.
stringing pigs on a line, like a strand of perals.
i’ve been swining all night! here’s your strand of pigs.
the act of severely whining about the swine flu, annoying all peers and co-workers.
1:

joe: “oh my god swine flu i don’t want it i’ma die!”

james: “dude! stop f-cking swining!”

2:

josh: “ugh swine flu sucks soooo much i wish i didn’t have it.”

john: “shut the f-ck up (please) and stop swining! it’s no diff than reg flu, p-ssy.”
to be coughing, sneezing, blowing your nose, ect. in public
i was on the metro earlier and this woman was swining all over me!

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