Swirl Job


the specialized rotation of the tongue during the act of getting head from a girl of your choice.
oh, gee, hillary, thanks for that magnificent rotation of the tongue. i believe you have perfected your swirl job.

(hotcha)
the act of swirling of the back of the head on a male. the swirling motion is always done in a counter-clockwise motion. most people have a clockwise swirl, this is the only swirls you can preform this on, if they have a counter-clockwise swirl they are considered extremely gay. the point of attack is the back of the scalp where there is the least amount of hair.
guy 1:dude do you want to give my mom a swirl-job.

guy 2:i thought that was exceedingly dangerous.

guy 1:no, that’s a chex-job.

guy 2:oh!

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