swirley sundae


when a man is ready to -j-c-l-t-, he does so on the woman’s face, and then steps out of the way. his close friend then jumps out of the closet behind him and plops p–p all over the woman’s face.
me and paul made the perfect swirley sundae on some girl last night, it was just the right blend of chocolate and vanilla. she still doesn’t know what hit her.

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