Swish And Flick
origin = harry potter
verb. = ”sally what are you doing after school today?”
”gonna ‘swish and flick’ myself”
‘swish and flick’ is a term used to describe female masturbation, made popular by harry potter puppet pal’s. it is a take-off of the phrase “the swish and flick”, which is the wrist movement required to preform the hover charm. swish and flick is also a wizard rock band.
”oooh, let us go see what hermione is up too, sounds like she’s in a right state up there, shouting to god and everythin!”
-says in london accent-
-creeps slowly upstairs-
jumps>>into>>room>>
”um, mum, go away, please….”
silence
walks<
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