the way tucker, from red vs blue, describes how to use his sword.
simmons: we need help! do you know how to use that thing?
tucker: what’s to understand about, swish swish stab? it’s a sword, dude, not a fighter jet.
- salting season
the opposite of cuffing season. time to dumb, be dumped and throw salt on all those happy winter relationships i don’t have to buy her a christmas present bc im celebrating salting season early this year
- yuliy perlin
yuliy is the first name of a d*cky russian kid who has a m*ssive ego. he tries to make fun of others but people make fun of him instead. he is a fat *ss douchebag and is s*xist and h*m*phobic. omg i have him he is such a yuliy perlin
- pineapple emoji
pineapple emoji is the signal for tasting good i sent her the pineapple emoji to indicate i taste good so she coming over 👍🏼🍍
- cob salad
an orgy of multiple old women. *must be 65 and up d*mn, i wanna be in that cob salad. there isn’t very much room in this cob salad.