Swiss Steamer


the swiss steamer is specialty drink named after its primary ingredient and its thermal characteristics: ingredients:
1 packet swiss miss hot cocoa
8 oz boiling water
1 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
2 crushed vicodin
“after a long day on the slopes, i could really use a stiff swiss steamer.”

“caution: do no consume this swiss steamer while located in a sauna or spa”

“this swiss steamer really mellowed me out…”

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