Swisspoon


a general word that may be used as a noun or verb to describe any person, thing or action, much like the word “smurf” on the smurfs cartoon. it is most often used among friends to ridicule each other. the word is derived from the time my friend eric took a concoction of several drugs and lots of alcohol and kept saying “swisspoon” for no apparent reason. it stuck as his nickname and infiltrated the vernacular of many students at uc-davis during the late 1990s. the word was also shortened to “swiss” and the suffixes “-swissy” and “-swisser(s).”
“what’s up, swisspoon?”

“just when the party was about to get good, those chicks next door bustered in and swisspooned our sesh.”

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