Swizzletimer


noun: (swizzl’ tymer) an older person who is suffering from dementia-like behavior; a grumpy, old, crazy person. description of an old-timer that is losing his/her mind!

similar to the twisted shape of a swizzle stick or a twizzler.
grandma lost her keys in the oven again, that old swizzletimer!

happy 50th, dad! you old swizzletimer! (term of endearment)

their mind is all swizzletimered.
noun: (swizzl’ tymer) an older person who is suffering from dementia-like behavior; a grumpy, old, crazy person. description of an old-timer that is losing his/her mind!

similar to the twisted shape of a swizzle stick or a twizzler.
grandma lost her keys in the oven again, that old swizzletimer!

happy 50th, dad! you old swizzletimer! (term of endearment)

their mind is all swizzletimered.

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