Swoll House
a gym or recreation center where someone goes to work out. the term “swoll” refers to the swollen look/feeling ones muscles get, and “house” refers to the establishment you get swollen in.
the phrase originated at san diego state university, also known as the tool academy
bro 1: yo dawg you wanna hit the swoll house?
bro 2: f-ck yeah bro, lets get f-cking jacked!
bro 1: f-ck yeah bro! hold up though i gotta pound some noexplode and sh-t first
a huge ridiculously strong dude. probably roided a ton in high school or currently is in high school roiding.
that dude’s a swollhouse, he benchpresses the benchpress.
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