Swoll Patrol


a category of gym goers that roam around the gym in tank tops. they make sure their biceps still exist by checking them in the mirror regularly. spending most of their time doing exercises consisting of a slow walk with their arms spread like they are about to take flight. also can be categorized under douchebag or tool
sh-t bro, the swoll patrol is always taking up the sp-ce in front of the mirrors

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