Swoonbat


an incredibly attractive woman who has the hots for tall men dressed in black suits, preferably accessorized with blue ties. swoonbats generally like to bite their victims on the neck but are rarely dangerous. they merely nibble when given the chance. swoonbats may or may not be tattooed with the symbol of a bat. they also have a strange predilection for watching congressional hearings.
the swoonbat sidled up to the handsome senator batting her eyelashes and trying to cop a feel of his pretty, blue tie.

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