Sword Swollar’
(n): a creepy male who is between the ages’s of 14 and 38 years of age that does medieval reenactments. these subjects are often confused about their s-xuality as well as the actual time period they are living in. commonly, these individuals are believed to be stuck in and around the time of king arthur’s battles.
-note- f-nny packs, long, dark, oily pony tailed hair, capes worn on days other than october 31st and more than 5 caged pets at once are all commonalties of a sword swollar’.
friend one: “hey …here comes marcus….he didn’t come to the party last night because he was at a d-mn reenactment…i bet he takes it in the -ss!”
friend two: “yeah….he is such a f-cking sword swollar’ ”
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