sworded
to have a long, sharp object penetrate you to deadly effect. especially by a pixellated knight on a certain one-armed dragon.
also see arrowed
“sworded!”
“stupid friggin’ knights!”
verb – to be impaled by a sword.
originally coined by strongbad, character featured on homestarrunner.com, in the game “trogdor the burninator”
ex: “trogdor the burninator was sworded mightily by a knight in shining armor.”
done for. ruined. wrecked.
“man, if i don’t have those sales figures in by tomorrow, i’m sworded.”
killing something
trogdor was sworded by the knight.
of a lady or a gay guy, having had s-x
“i got sworded last night!”
to be struck with a sword and killed
“oh dear troy you have been sworded”
a run-together word: ” it is worded”
the reverend bob pounded the pulpit and said, “sworded rat cheer in the bible…”
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