Swordzooka


it’s a bazooka that shoots swords and has a pistol mounted on the left side, an axe mounted on the right side, a sword laying on top, a chainsaw on the bottom front, a bayonent on the front, a warhammer on the back. the swords are loaded from a clip on the top behind the other sword and have rockets instead of handles. there’s two handles on the underside to brace while firing and a third handle on the right back for using the warhammer (you have to flip it over). pretty much bad-ss, but weighs like 200 pounds.
person 1: -_- f-cking swordzooka is r-t-rded.

me: shut up -sshole, you’re just jealous.

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