swouche
n. the swagger of a douche
wow. look at him and his swouche.
he’s so cute, but he’s got such a bad swouche that i just can’t date him.
to take a wisk of generally strong russian vodka, or sometimes listerine, and forcibly hose it into the depths of the v-g-n-l abyss of a female, hence rendering your mouth a makeshift douchebag, or in this case a swouchebag.
emily cronin’s v-g-n-l chasm had once again filled itself with moderately sized fungal colonies, and i offered to swouche it for her and rid it of its live cultures.
a sound made when douching the v-g-n-.
last night when my girlfriend was cleaning her box and i heard the loudest swouche ever.
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