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“she wants to f-ck”

commonly used to describe women that welcome men between their legs. one can tell that a woman constantly wants to f-ck when she not only throws herself upon all those around her, but also make unnecessary s-xual references to anything in the area.

to see if a woman is in swtf mode, simply ask them if they like p-n-s. if they respond with a smile, swtf. if they don’t, politely back away and apologize for the slip of the tongue.
example 1:
man #1: wow, that b-tch is really sl-tty. how many guys has she slept with?

man #2: none. she is so h-rny i think she is about to hump that dude’s leg. imma go ask if swtf.

example 2:
my little sister’s friend walks up to me and randomly gives me a hug. swtf

example 3:
go to taco bell. the cashier gives me my change and she brushes my hand. swtf
seriously, what the f-ck
a: we have another test in math today.
b: seriously what the f-ck.

or

a: we have another test in math today.
b: seriously? what the f-ck?

or

spoiledmonkey33: we hav another test in math 2day
blazedbear4: swtf
” sleeping with the fishes”

meaning that someone is dead.
:hey where is sonny?
:he’s swtf !
sl-t what the f-ck

said when what the f-ck just isn’t enough.
girl:i f-cked your best friend.
guy:swtf
stands for sl-t what the f-ck
what you would say to your girlfriend/wife after cathcing them cheating or just doing something plain disgusting and wrong
girl”hunny i ate all your cheetos”
guy”swtf!”